365 Stupidest Things Ever Said 2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

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The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said is a hilarious roundup of famous people—sports stars, politicians, entertainers—saying really dumb things.  The absurdly out of touch:  “I’ve always lived very frugally.  I flew around on a private jet.  I have a boat.  But I always lived frugally.”  (billionaire financier Allen Stanford) The jaw-droppingly dense: “How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene...you know, where you were running down the beach?” (Jessica Simpson to Pamela Anderson). Plus ineffective window signage (Everyday HighPrice!), odd résumés (Qualifications: twin sister has accounting degree), unnecessary mattress warning labels (Do not attempt to swallow), and more.