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America's Dumbest Criminals: Based on True Stories from Law Enforcement Officials Across the Country
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100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.
WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.
Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.
- The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number
- The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters
- The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable
- The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener
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