Three Rivers Press

Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets!

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Description

PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS.

SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.


Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.

Technical Specifications
Manufacturer
Crown
Color
Multicolor
Height
16.5 cm
Length
12.7 cm
Width
1.1 cm
Weight
2.31 kg
Release date
1 December 2009
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Your order is shipped from the USA and delivered to your door in South Africa in 10–20 working days. All items are fully tracked.

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