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5,000 Great One Liners

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5,000 Great One Liners

My mate told me that I just donâ€™t understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

An onion just told me a joke.
I donâ€™t know whether to laugh or cry.

A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, â€˜What is this, some kind of joke?â€™

I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.
He seemed like a decent feller.

Iâ€™ll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, â€˜Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?â€™

Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemenâ€™s clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks youâ€™ll ever need - and a whole lot more.

Country	USA
Author	Grant Tucker
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9781849544825
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	The Robson Press
Manufacturer	The Robson Press
NumberOfPages	288
PublicationDate	2012-09-25
Publisher	The Robson Press
ReleaseDate	2012-09-25
Studio	The Robson Press

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