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5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
“I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’†“The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.â€
Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.†Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner.
Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. Â
“My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.â€
“A dyslexic man walks into a bra.â€
“Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!â€
“Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.â€
“Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.â€
“Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’â€