Best of Banana Slicer Reviews (Part Uno)

A silly kitchen tool designed to slice bananas OR the latest product to be lampooned by fake Amazon reviews? Perhaps it’s a bit from both column A & B. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer has been compared to the Honey Badger and Charlie Sheen, which I think is enough to justify its mere existence. Folks from every corner of the interwebs have collectively authored what’s undeniably the most epic collection of tongue-in-cheek product reviews found anywhere on this planet. These satirical testimonials submitted by users on the online shopping site Amazon for the questionably unnecessary kitchen gadget product Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer are guaranteed* to make you laugh time and again. The only problem was that it was timely to sift through all of the legitimate reviews and less-than-humorous ones in order to get to the gems. And it was even more difficult to print them out to show or gift them to other people … until now. Please enjoy this collection of Amazon user reviews (whose names will be omitted to protect their privacy), which have been collected, edited, re-formatted and designed into this series of books. Enjoy! *That is a lie, I guarantee nothing.