Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling €œBarney Stinson€ canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you€re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? € Will I be able to afford this? € Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn€t mean your kid has to be as lame as you€re about to become. That€s why I€ve written this book€"to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won€t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker €

Interview and hire a smokin€ hot nanny € Teach your child instant classics like €œThe Boobs on the Bus€ and €œBro, Bro, Bro Your Boat€

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you€ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.