Ononokin - Box Set One (Tales from the land of Ononokin Box

Ononokin - Box Set One (Tales from the land of Ononokin Box Set Book 1)

What do an old wizard, a balding vampire, a zombie named Bob, and a headstrong gnome have in common? They make for wonderfully hilarious characters!
If you like humorous adventures, original characters, and seeing fantasy tropes turned upside down, then get this FOUR STORIES IN ONE OMNIBUS at a reduced price and start your laughs today...

A Quest of Undoing

A drunk wizard. A lizard starting a nudie magazine. A former apprentice seeking revenge.

After hundreds of years of wizardry, Master Whizzfiddle wants nothing more than to sit back and relax for the rest of his cursedly long life. His vindictive ex-apprentice has other plans. With a legal challenge out for his cushy guild membership, Whizzfiddle has 30 days to undertake a near impossible questâ€¦

To get the eternal rest he craves, the lazy wizard must travel with a band of creatures cursed to live out their worst qualities. Returning the ugly elf, the huge dwarf, and the terrified knight to their former glory will take courage. Itâ€™ll take perseverance. And for Whizzfiddleâ€™s magic to keep him from a lifetime of hard labor, itâ€™ll take a whole lot of boozeâ€¦

The Full Moon Event

A middle-aged vampire. A newly infected werewolf. An assassin who wants his payday.

Paulie Vergen is an overweight, balding vampire with only one fang. He longs for adventure but has always been too afraid to go anywhere. But then a newly infected werewolf shows up at his door. In doggie form, the werewolf is constantly soiling everything and causing trouble, and in human form he has no idea who he is...Paulie names him Burt Biscuits (or Mr. Biscuits when he's in doggie form).

Due to the local vampire police learning that Paulie is harboring a werewolf, he has to get out of town quick or he'll end up in jail. Therefore, he decides to help Burt get to the land of the werewolves so that the man can get his memories back. But the gnomes are at war, the portal system is erratic at best, the werewolves are less than cooperative, and riding in an ogre-run trolley isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Worse, somebody has hired an assassin to make sure that they never reach their destination at allâ€¦

Bob the Zombie

A depressed zombie. An unemployed dwarf. A thief looking to clear her name.

Bob is a zombie who struggles daily to avoid broken bones, smelling offensive, and to keep his flesh intact. He's also depressed, though he's been seeking treatment for that. But when a band of thieves steal his hand so they can make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift), Bob has to either give up or go after them....

Gappy's Gadgets

An industrious gnome. A human-raised orc. A halfling mafia boss looking to sell protection.

Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. All he wants to do is build a flying contraption. Unfortunately, building such a device requires a fuel source that may make him explode, and the gnome town of Hubintegler has strict rules against inhabitants blowing themselves up prior to the age of 50. But when Gappy finds himself suddenly alone in the world, he decides to leave Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind as he seeks to make his mark in the seedy city of Planoontik...

Country USA
Binding Kindle Edition
Edition 3
Format Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct 0
Label Crimson Myth Press
Manufacturer Crimson Myth Press
NumberOfPages 909
PublicationDate 2015-10-13
Publisher Crimson Myth Press
ReleaseDate 2015-10-13
Studio Crimson Myth Press

Ononokin - Box Set One (Tales from the land of Ononokin Box Set Book 1)

What do an old wizard, a balding vampire, a zombie named Bob, and a headstrong gnome have in common? They make for wonderfully hilarious characters!

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Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
Edition	3
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct	0
Label	Crimson Myth Press
Manufacturer	Crimson Myth Press
NumberOfPages	909
PublicationDate	2015-10-13
Publisher	Crimson Myth Press
ReleaseDate	2015-10-13
Studio	Crimson Myth Press