Squishable Crab 15"

Music! Snacks! Spin the Bottle! It's time to shell-ebrate, ya'll! (I apologize for that pun.) This colossal crustacean is the life of every party! Need to entertain your guests until the pizza arrives? Squishable Crab! Need to plug in another speaker to pump up the jams? Also Squishable Crab! Maybe placate your downstairs neighbors because of pumping up the jams? A Crab will do it with a snuggly smirk! And he'll be back in time to throw his claws in the air, as though to indicate that he just doesn't care! He's such a helpful, cuddly party animal, you won't be able to sand it! (And I beach'ya thought we were out of Crab puns! Agh, sorry, I can't stop myself!)