Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?: 879 Hilarious Puns to Test

Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?: 879 Hilarious Puns to Test Your Wit
Everyone loves wordplay! This collection of more than eight hundred quips and pun-filled anecdotes will have your friends in stitches! Classics and new inventions fill these pages with humor and wit. Divided into chapters according to themeâ€”animals, celebrities, careers, food, and so onâ€”thereâ€™s a pun for every occasion! Author Gary Blake dares you not to snicker at his contrivances:
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- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- Davy Crockett had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- A backwards poet writes inverse.
- Santaâ€™s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
- Like tavern owners, ballet dancers make most of their money at the barre.
- Horses in the movies only have bit parts.
- Why does the Pope travel so much? Because heâ€™s a roaminâ€™ Catholic.
- Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
- Eve was the first person to eat herself out of house and home.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but the company folded.
- The calendar thief only got twelve months.
- A great gift or coffee table book, thereâ€™s no time like the present to order a copy of Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? for the word-twisting, pun-loving humorist in your life.
Country USA
Brand Skyhorse
Manufacturer Skyhorse
Binding Paperback
ReleaseDate 2018-01-02
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781510726017

Country	USA
Brand	Skyhorse
Manufacturer	Skyhorse
Binding	Paperback
ReleaseDate	2018-01-02
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781510726017

Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?: 879 Hilarious Puns to Test Your Wit

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