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Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (RP Minis)

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (RP Minis)
Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:
- 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
- 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
- 2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Country USA
Brand Running Press Mini Editions
Manufacturer RP Minis
Binding Paperback
PartNumber 762462361
IsAdultProduct
Height 4
Length 3
Weight 2.314853751
Width 2
ReleaseDate 2017-10-17
NumberOfItems 1

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