After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth

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After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (â‚¬Å“Is there a face fairy?â‚¬Â) and his initial reaction to the â‚¬Å“Got-your-noseâ‚¬Â game (â‚¬Å“Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monsterâ‚¬Â). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who canâ‚¬t understand their mastersâ‚¬ compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day (â‚¬Å“What the hell is wrong with these people?â‚¬Â). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of lifeâ‚¬s biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, it turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .
Country USA
Brand Random House Trade Paperbacks
Manufacturer Random House Publishing Group
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 9780812977110
Color Red
ReleaseDate 2009-05-12
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780812977110

Country	USA
Brand	Random House Trade Paperbacks
Manufacturer	Random House Publishing Group
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	9780812977110
Color	Red
ReleaseDate	2009-05-12
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780812977110

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