Hey You

Suck At Parking Seriously Business Cards, Bad Parking Cards, 3.5"x2", You're Lucky People Don't Key Your Shit - Learn To Park Asshole Violation Note Cards, Funny Gag Gift for Car Owner Prank

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Description

  • HIGH-QUALITY MOHAWK UNCOATED COVER PAPER: Crafted from durable and premium Mohawk uncoated cover paper, these cards feel smooth and professional, ensuring they leave an impression—just like the message you want to send.
  • DOUBLE-SIDED PRINT FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT: Each card features a double-sided print, with the front highlighting the main message and the back offering space for multiple bad parking reasons. The clear, bold print makes your point impossible to ignore.
  • COMPACT AND CONVENIENT SIZE FOR EASY USE: At 3.5" × 2" (9 × 5 cm), these cards fit perfectly in your wallet or glove compartment, allowing you to easily keep them on hand and ready to use whenever you come across a parking disaster.
  • AVAILABLE IN SETS OF 50 OR 100 CARDS: Choose between sets of 50 or 100 cards depending on how often you need to dish out some parking advice. Whether for occasional fun or frequent use, you’ll always have plenty on hand.
  • BOLD AND CHEEKY MESSAGE: The card boldly states, "Hey You Suck At Parking Seriously," with an added sarcastic line, "You're Lucky People Don't Key Your Shit - Learn To Park Asshole," delivering a clear, humorous message for bad drivers.
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Your order is shipped from the USA and delivered to your door in South Africa in 10–20 working days. All items are fully tracked.

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