How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I€ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won€t be as good at it as I am, but that€s because you€re you, and I€m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don€t beat yourself up about it, because I€m going to show you all the good stuff€"what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they€re dead, they€re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.