How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
 
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:
 
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     €  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff
     €  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll
     €  How to Survive an Alien Invasion
     €  How to Tell If You€ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
 
and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.