JINX Portal 2 Men's Aperture 80's Test Subject Lounge Pants
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JINX Portal 2 Men's Aperture 80's Test Subject Lounge Pants
Officially licensed by Portal 2; designed and created by JINX
Stretch draw-string waist; 2 side pockets
Embroidered vertical Aperture Laboratories logo on leg
Reinforced knee patches
Aperture Laboratories' analysis of failed experimental sequences led to the reintroduction of lower-extremity epidermal shielding material. The inclusion of these new pants during testing decreased friction-based gluteo-sacral and cnemic abrasions in test subjects by 347.48%. Further attempts to implement a Portal Potty in the seat of the pants resulted in awkward restroom situations and were summarily aborted.