MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)
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Description
- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches or romance, just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- THE PERFECT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- NEVER THE SAME BAG TWICE: Always 12 original jokes in each bag. No repeats guaranteed!
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat.
Technical Specifications
Manufacturer
Miss Fortunes
Color
Boozy Dozen
Size
12 Count (Pack of 1)
Height
24.8 cm
Length
10.8 cm
Width
6.4 cm
Weight
0.11 kg
Shipping & Delivery
Your order is shipped from the USA and delivered to your door in South Africa in 10–20 working days. All items are fully tracked.
Returns & Exchanges
We offer a 30-day return window. If something isn't right, contact our support team and we'll make it right.
