SI-COLOGY 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty€"now you can enjoy Uncle Si€s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!

As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when you€ve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! It€s better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but I€ll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isn€t a lie if you think it€s true! It€s up to you, the reader, to figure out what€s truth and what€s fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you.

Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say €œhey€ quite a bit. €œHey€ can mean anything. It can mean €œyes,€ it can mean €œmaybe,€ and it can mean €œno.€ Hey, it could mean €œnext week.€ The bottom line is, you have to understand €œhey€ to understand me.

And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I€m a hard rascal to figure out.

€"From the Prologue