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Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People

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Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People

America's most delightfully unconventional hostess and the bestselling author of I Like You delivers a new book that will forever change the world of crafting. According to Amy Sedaris, it's often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In her new book, SIMPLE TIMES, she sets the record straight. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life's more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.

You will discover how to make popular crafts, such as: crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins, and learn how to: get inspired (Spend time at a Renaissance Fair; Buy fruit, let it get old, and see

what shapes it turns into); remember which kind of glue to use with which material (Tacky with Furry, Gummy with Gritty, Paste with Prickly, and always Gloppy with Sandy); create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat); and cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes.

PLUS whole chapters full of more crafting ideas (Pompom Ringworms! Seashell Toilet Seat Covers!) that will inspire you to create your own hastily constructed obscure d'arts; and much, much more!

Country	USA
Author	Amy Sedaris
Binding	Hardcover
EAN	9780446557030
Edition	First Edition
ISBN	044655703X
Label	Grand Central Publishing
Manufacturer	Grand Central Publishing
MPN	200pp of int photos
NumberOfItems	1
NumberOfPages	304
PartNumber	200pp of int photos
PublicationDate	2010-11-02
Publisher	Grand Central Publishing
ReleaseDate	2010-11-02
Studio	Grand Central Publishing

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