The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If youâ€™ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan,, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Catholic jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Catholic jokes is so unoriginal, itâ€™s original. And, if you donâ€™t burst out laughing from at least one Catholic joke in this book, thereâ€™s something wrong with you. This book has so many Catholic jokes, you wonâ€™t know where to start. For example: Why do Catholics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Catholic and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Catholic turned to his wife and said: â€œWhen I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.â€ â€œWhy would you want me to do that?,â€ asked his wife. â€œI figure that youâ€™ll eventually remarry, and I donâ€™t want some asshole using my stuff,â€ replied the Catholic. The Catholicâ€™s spouse said: â€œWhat makes you think Iâ€™d marry another asshole?â€ *** Did you hear about the Catholic who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: â€œPut on two coats.â€ *** Why do Catholics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Country	USA
Author	Mark Geoffrey Young
Binding	Paperback
EAN	9781468080247
ISBN	1468080245
Label	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Manufacturer	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
MPN	black & white illustrations
NumberOfItems	1
NumberOfPages	106
PartNumber	black & white illustrations
PublicationDate	2011-12-12
Publisher	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Studio	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Best Ever Book of Catholic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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