The Clowns

They lurk in the woods. The biggest threat the city has ever faced – clowns. Evil clowns, armed and angry and hungry for human flesh.

Yep. Creepy clowns beckon people into the woods and stab them a bunch of times. Like so many times.

It's the age old battle of man vs. clown, and with the local police oblivious to the growing clown problem, Phillip Burkholder may be mankind's only hope. He is 15. He is flunking geometry. And possibly social studies. He has little to no clown slaying experience.

Crap. We could be looking at a clown-pocalypse scenario. Not good.

You know, we could go on and on about it, but it's homicidal clowns. You either want to read something like that or you don't.

Warning: May contain graphic violence and a lot of clowns.