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The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew

You are an idiot.

Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.
Country USA
Brand Plume
Manufacturer Plume
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 9780452298200
Color Cream
ReleaseDate 2013-10-29
UnitCount 1
Format Illustrated
EANs 9780452298200

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