The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Can I get a â€œramenâ€ from the congregation?!

Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), todayâ€™s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSMâ€™ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say itâ€™s the assuring touch from the FSMâ€™s â€œnoodly appendage.â€ Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Churchâ€™s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its matchâ€”and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true factsâ€“ dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (â€œonly a theoryâ€), science (â€œonly a lot of theoriesâ€), and whether weâ€™re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say:

â€œIf Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.â€
â€“Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D.

â€œDo not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative â€˜theoriesâ€™ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.â€
â€“J. Simon, Ph.D.

â€œIn my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.â€
â€“Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D.

Read the book and decide for yourself!
Country USA
Brand Villard
Manufacturer Villard
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 4032361
Color Brown
ReleaseDate 2006-03-28
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780812976564

Country	USA
Brand	Villard
Manufacturer	Villard
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	4032361
Color	Brown
ReleaseDate	2006-03-28
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780812976564

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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