The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub: A Comical Crime Caper

Love and Murder are in the air.



In years past, Maggie Lee has not been a fan of Valentine’s Day, but this year, the holiday has warped into its own special hell.



She's stuck working at her aunt’s lingerie shop during the busiest (and cheesiest) time of the year, someone volunteered her to help with the Valentine’s Day party at her niece’s school, and there’s a hitman in town, known as the Cupid Killer.



Maggie is up to her eyeballs in declarations of love, sex toys, and candy hearts, when all she really wants is to chase down leads pertaining to her missing sister.



Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic proposal?



Or will she succumb to her favorite fantasy?



The one where she runs away with her pets.