The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting

The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting

As seen on Good Morning America, the irreverent, bracingly honest, and â€œawfully funnyâ€ (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Internetâ€™s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.

Are you the confused parent of a toddler?

Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life?

Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief?

I canâ€™t help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book youâ€™ll learn:

â€¢ How time-outs make you look like a fool

â€¢ Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen

â€¢ Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN

â€¢ The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles

â€¢ That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants

The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.

Happy reading. Youâ€™re doing the right thing. For once.
Country USA
Brand SCRIBNER
Manufacturer Scribner
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 1476734771SR9
ReleaseDate 2014-04-22
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781476734774

Country	USA
Brand	SCRIBNER
Manufacturer	Scribner
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	1476734771SR9
ReleaseDate	2014-04-22
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781476734774

The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting

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