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The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds

The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds

A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describingÂ where to findâ‚¬"or where to avoidâ‚¬"the most disturbed North American birds.Â The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled BirdsÂ allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird speciesâ‚¬"and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family.Â

Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.

Perfect for:Â â‚¬ White elephant giftsÂ â‚¬ Animal lover giftsÂ â‚¬ Bird lovers gift â‚¬ Gag gifts â‚¬ Funny giftsÂ â‚¬Â Christmas gifts
Country USA
Brand Penguin
Manufacturer Blue Rider Press
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 21854230
Color Black
ReleaseDate 2014-06-12
UnitCount 1
UPCs 884829469015
EANs 9780399170911

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