The Sales Survival Handbook: Cold Calls, Commissions, and Caffeine Addiction--The Real Truth About Life in Sales

Welcome to the world’s oldest profession . . . sales.

Working in sales, you have the opportunity to make more money and drink more coffee than you ever thought possible! You also get these bonus benefits: customers who lie to your face, quotas that change as soon as you hit them, management that puts soul-crushing demands on you to produce . . . and so much pressure you’re likely to experience PSSD (Post Sales Stress Disorder). Whether you’ve been in sales for a while, are new to the game, or just need a lift, this humorous yet practical guide shows you how to:

• Overcome objections without tears
• Get out of a sales slump…legally
• Cold call without sedatives
• Beg for referrals
• Spot common types of customers, coworkers, and managers
• Decipher compensation plans
• Deal with the day-to-day
• Maintain a social life (mission impossible)
• And much, much more

The Sales Survival Handbook contains all the do’s, don’ts, quizzes, lists, and real-world advice you need to survive the agony and enjoy the ecstasy of your sales career.