The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring,

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

An uproarious collection of sick burns from the Merchant of Venom himself!
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The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom thatâ€™s sure to change your lifeâ€”or at least induce a light chuckle.
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One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.
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â€œShe wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.â€ â€”Jonathan Swift
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â€œWhy donâ€™t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.â€ â€”P.Â G. Wodehouse
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â€œHeâ€™s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.â€ â€”Tom Waits
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â€œThey hardly make â€™em like him anymoreâ€”but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.â€ â€”Hunter S.Â Thompson
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â€œHe has a Teflon brainÂ .Â .Â . Nothing sticksâ€ â€”Lily Tomlin
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â€œHe has no more backbone than a chocolate Ã©clair.â€ â€”Theodore Roosevelt
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Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile thatâ€™s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!
Country USA
Manufacturer Skyhorse
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2014-09-02
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Skyhorse
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2014-09-02
Format	Kindle eBook

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

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