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The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

One would think that with her impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirs Jen Lancaster would have it all together by now. One would be wrong.

After all, sheâ€™s no Martha Stewart. And thatâ€™s why Jen is going to Martha up and live her life according to the advice of Americaâ€™s overachieving older sisterâ€”the woman who turns lemons into lavender-infused lemonade. By immersing herself in Marthaâ€™s media empire, Jen embarks on a yearlong quest to take herself, her house, her husband (and maybe even her pets) to the next levelâ€”from closet organization to party planning.

Maybe Jen can avoid food poisoning if she follows Marthaâ€™s dictates on proper storage. Maybe she can rid her workout clothes of meatball stains by using Marthaâ€™s laundry tips. Maybe she can create a more meaningful anniversary celebration than getting drunk in the pool with her husband. Again. And maybe sheâ€™ll discover that the key to happiness does, in fact, lie in Marthaâ€™s perfectly arranged cupboards and charcuterie platters.
Country USA
Brand Berkley
Manufacturer Penguin Publishing Group
Binding Paperback
Color White
ReleaseDate 2014-05-06
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780451417640

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