The Tenenbomb - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, Real Baumer

The Tenenbomb - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, Real Baumer
- Blocks nasty sweat from getting in your eyes
- Feels like a dream wrapped around your skull
- Makes your face appear up to 37-percent sexier
- Slightly warms a two inch area around your head
- Made of super soft elastic material that stretches to comfortably fit any human head
1) The Tenenbomb is a complex weave of fine Libyan yack fleece and spun glass. (SB FUN FACT - Few realize the Libyan yack is actually a distant, more intoxicated cousin of the responsible and refined Tibetan yak.) These materials were hand-picked to provide a warm, wind-resistant base with laser-sharp needles of glass as an accent. Harvesting muddled blue macaws for the blue dye and filtered peasant blood for the red dye, the Tenenbomb has a brilliant aesthetic and a deep, musky odor. 2) The Tenenbomb was developed in a secret Soviet laboratory somewhere near the earth's core. Originally tasked with discovering an eco-friendly way to reverse the Mayan calendar and avert the planet's imminent demise on December 21, 2012, the lab switched to a more worker-friendly schedule when scientists began migrating to Google. One of the changes instituted allowed employees to spend up to 20% of their time working on their own projects. From a project management point-of-view, the Politburo hoped this approach would act as an incubator for new ideas that would ultimately benefit the New Soviet Man and crush the West. As it turns out, however, scientists in a secret, underground lab are less interested in developing satellite-destroying lasers and distillation systems that turn water into vodka as they are in making iPhone apps that track sex-offenders and super sweet sweatbands. Hence, the Tenenbomb. 3) The Tenenbomb is available to everyone who isn't afraid to love. We recommend an open heart and mind when you embark on this journey. Search for joy in everyday occurrences. Start a blog. Volunteer. Pop on your Tenenbomb and look at the world through the eyes of an innocent, developmentally-disabled child. As you run through the tall grass, eating bugs and licking dogs, you'll realize something... You've actually owned a Tenenbomb all along, it was in your heart.
Country USA
Brand SweetBands
Manufacturer SweetBands
Binding Misc.
ItemPartNumber LYSB006ZNF5G0-SPRTSEQIP
Color white, blue red
UPCs 610708965619
EANs 0610708965619
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	SweetBands
Manufacturer	SweetBands
Binding	Misc.
ItemPartNumber	LYSB006ZNF5G0-SPRTSEQIP
Color	white, blue red
UPCs	610708965619
EANs	0610708965619
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Tenenbomb - Terry Cloth Sweatband/Headband, Real Baumer

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