The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green

Jacob doesn't mean to disappoint his father, but he can't help thinking the most unthinkable (and very funny) thoughts about public school humiliation, his rebellious older brother's secrets and his in-home sex education with the live-in nanny. If only Jacob could confront his overbearing father and tell him he doesn't want to sing religious songs, attend EST classes or write the perfect thank you note. But of course he can't. That would be unthinkable.