This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux

This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux

First things first, as always. Fatness. Letâ€™s not discuss it. Jackie Kashian has better things to do with her time. Like, for instance, go to war zones, even though sheâ€™s a pacifist who comes from a long line of freestyle fleeing champions. If youâ€™re against hitting, she figures, everything above thatâ€™s off the table. But still, she loves video games, so possible rides in Blackhawks? Irresistible! A retinue of 19-year-old soldiers in the â€œKinkoâ€™s of the Eastâ€? Eh, not so much. They may be cute, but theyâ€™re also exhausting, like a pile of puppies. If faced with a military situation, Kashian goes for the basics: butch it up and try not to be the guy that has to clean up bathroom puke or provide an on-foot escort in a war zone. That, really, sums up so much about Kashian, a native Midwesterner who once accidentally broke up a gang fight with conspicuous reading.
This is to say: Kashian is both straightforward and a constant, amazing surprise. Yes, she occasionally makes a mistake: who hasnâ€™t stumbled into harrowing Swedish psycho-sexual torture books when SparkleVamps were available? But she has learned to LARP-it-out when it comes to trauma, how to handle her father on the prowl in Daisy Dukes and a sleeveless denim shirt, sheâ€™s even figured out why young men are suddenly growing beards. By both knowing reality (take the bus, take a chance) and trusting 98% of the world, Kashian figures she might just get to die with a look of surprise on her faceâ€“hopefully after many happy and lucrative years running a sleep apnea clinic for dogs.
Country USA
Brand Crimson
Manufacturer Stand Up
Binding Audio CD
ReleaseDate 2014-10-07
UnitCount 1
UPCs 609461010018
EANs 0609461010018

Country	USA
Brand	Crimson
Manufacturer	Stand Up
Binding	Audio CD
ReleaseDate	2014-10-07
UnitCount	1
UPCs	609461010018
EANs	0609461010018

This Will Make An Excellent Horcrux

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