Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional

Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 1)

Two necromancers, a bureaucrat, and an elf â€“ it sounds like the start of a bad joke, only the joke is on Timmy.

Timothy Walter Bolton â€“ better known as Timmy â€“ has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isnâ€™t terrorising his enemies, heâ€™s plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, tries to eat him, he decides that maybe itâ€™s time to find a new, less dangerous, career.

But thatâ€™s easier said than done. Heâ€™s a wanted criminal with no shortage of powerful (and crazy) enemies, and he has a bone or two to pick with the Everton Council of Mages.

Hope arrives in the form of a new law. War is coming to Everton, and the Council is desperate. In exchange for providing some help, Timmy might just earn that pardon heâ€™s been looking for. Of course, just because itâ€™s possible to earn a pardon doesnâ€™t mean that itâ€™s going to be easy.

To earn his pardon, Timmy is going to have to take down some of Evertonâ€™s most dangerous enemies and put together a quirky group of unconventional heroes, most of whom want nothing more than to mangle him and/or the Council in as vicious a way as possible. Itâ€™s a good thing that heâ€™s got some help: an obnoxious ten-year-old apprentice who thinks that pink glasses are appropriate for a budding necromancer and a bumbling bureaucrat who may or may not make it through their first real fight without puking his guts up.

Wonderful.

Still, Timmyâ€™s never been one to back down from a challenge even if their first recruit is basically the elf version of the bogeyman.
Country USA
Manufacturer Amazon Digital Services
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2014-07-18
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Amazon Digital Services
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2014-07-18
Format	Kindle eBook

Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes Series Book 1)

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