VonZipper Snark Polarized Rectangular Sunglasses

Pull on the Von Zipper Snark Sunglasses after you've holed up in your apartment for days, writing the next great American novel. The polarized polycarbonate lenses prevent the harsh sunlight from washing out your view of the world outside your one-bedroom. The nylon grilamid frame gives you a little style to contrast your disheveled hair, five-day beard, and the long underwear you've been wearing for over a week.