Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey â€œbitsâ€, and a fart.

These are not the things youâ€™d expect to find in the Bible, but theyâ€™re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all parts of the Bible they donâ€™t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

Outline:

Chapter One - Angel Lovin' â€“ Genesis 6:1-4
Chapter Two - Drunk Noahâ€™s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21
Chapter Three - Balaamâ€™s Talking Ass â€“ Numbers 22:21-41
Chapter Four - The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Chapter Five - The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30
Chapter Six - David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30
Chapter Seven - Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25
Chapter Eight - The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19
Chapter Nine - Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17
Chapter Ten - Ezekielâ€™s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21
Chapter Eleven - Matthewâ€™s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53
Chapter Twelve - Markâ€™s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52
Chapter Thirteen - The Teleporter and the Eunuch â€“ Acts 8:26-40
Chapter Fourteen - Paulâ€™s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12
Chapter Fifteen - Paulâ€™s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12
Country USA
Manufacturer Frendrussi Press
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2018-05-29
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Frendrussi Press
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2018-05-29
Format	Kindle eBook

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

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