You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to

You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

â€œCarpe diem, bitches.â€ â€”Ashley Longshore

Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshoreâ€™s unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an â€œambitchousâ€ life.

For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasnâ€™t always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time.

You Donâ€™t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshoreâ€™s irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as Â â€œThereâ€™s No Crying At Bergdorfâ€™s,â€ â€œAlways Ask For More,â€ and â€œWhat Would Blue Ivy Do,â€ Ashleyâ€™s honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldnâ€™t eat.

So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your â€œambitchion,â€ and remember, you donâ€™t look fatâ€”you look crazy!Â
Country USA
Manufacturer Regan Arts.
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2017-02-07
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Regan Arts.
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2017-02-07
Format	Kindle eBook

You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy: An Unapologetic Guide to Being Ambitchous

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