You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

The Height of Rudeness: Four Sneak Peek Essays Plus One Exclusive!