What does a hurricane do in the morning?
Puts on his windsocks!
How do artists protect their castle?
With a drawbridge!
Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!
I'm sorry. I can't see you today.
Why do potatoes make the best teachers?
Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!
Here at last: the jokes that every seven year old needs to know. A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers.
Easy to read and illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, these jokes will probably be on the school curriculum soon.
Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!
Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children 5 through 10.