Now this is a handy key ring. It hooks quickly onto your belt loop, yet it’s smaller and way less obnoxious than a carabiner.
If you just thought to yourself wait, a carabiner is obnoxious?, I’m so, so sorry to be the one to break the news to you. If you think a carabiner is the bomb, and are clutching yours right now very, very tightly, we’ll let you go this once, for functionality’s sake.
Oh, and this key ring opens a bottle too. Hooray!